ameliaslastgoodbye: one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.– Franz Kafka (via expiry)
MY NICK AND JESS FEELS OMG I'M FANGIRLING SO MUCH.
tonyfromstatefarm: in your girl’s pussy like
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
princess—slayer: okay.. so it can’t just be mewho thinks that this guyBLAKE ANDERSONissuchatotalbabe am i right?
hidingthewords: and this is what happens at my dinner table..
juicy-bliss: Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
inbox: is hitting children with your car considered bullying
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand